Playing Hitler with defenseless pets
As far as I'm concerned there's no excuse
I wouldn't be surprised if you were taking bets
On just how much the poor creatures can take of your
Abuse!
The prisons are full, spilling over with pigs
Put them to use for all your research
Any damn machine can make a license plate
But finding cure for AIDS and cancer is not as easy

We're living in the mean time
Efficiency is no crime!
Why don't you get it straight before it's too late!
Relieve those crowded jails, redefine the word "bail"
Take those sentenced t

You love me especially different every time
You keep me on my feet happily excited
By your cologne, your hands, your smile, your intelligence
You woo me, you court me, you tease me, you please me
You school me, give me some things to think about
Ignite me, you invite me, you co-write me, you love me, you like me
You incite me to chorus
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh

You love me especially different every time
You keep me on my feet happily excited
By your cologne and your hands, your smile, your intelligence
You woo me, you court me, you tease me, you please me
You school me, give me things to think about
Invite me, you ignite me, you co-write me, you love me, you like me
Incite me to chorus
Sla la la la la la la la…
Doo do do do do do do do…
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

You're different and special; you're different and special
In every way imaginable
You love me from my hair follicles to my toenails
You got me feeling like the breeze, easy and free and lovely and new
Awww, when you touch me I just can't control it
When you touch me, I just can't hold it
The emotion inside of me, I can feel it
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh…
(Ad lib until end)

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