Johnny Appleseed
you pray the lord to save
save your soul from hell
to keep a place in paradise
when you die in vain
you blow your god in heaven,
so that he'll take you higher
you blow your god in heaven
...I'd rather burn in hellfire
so you wan forgiveness
for all sins and crimes
well, you never had the guts
to stand up and pay the price
you blow your god in heaven,
so that he'll take you higher
you blow your god in heaven
...I'd rather burn in hellfire
...in hellfire
save your soul from hell
to keep a place in paradise
when you die in vain
you blow your god in heaven,
so that he'll take you higher
you blow your god in heaven
...I'd rather burn in hellfire
so you wan forgiveness
for all sins and crimes
well, you never had the guts
to stand up and pay the price
you blow your god in heaven,
so that he'll take you higher
you blow your god in heaven
...I'd rather burn in hellfire
...in hellfire
30 Years Ago
About thirty years ago
I was petrified
I needed to go toilet
so i opened my bum up wide
Later i picked up my wife
and started stabbin' her with my knife
But she wasn't much of a fight
Oh! I was tired! oh i was tired.
Next day i went to work and my boss said i was fired!
Next job i got was at the reject shop
Only got paid $3 a month
it wasn't much oh well.
That was 30 years ago.
To be continued..